230+ Jokes To Tell Your Boyfriend Over Text for Endless Laughs

Ever wanted to make your boyfriend laugh so hard he snorts his drink? Well, you’re in the right place! This collection of funny jokes for boyfriend is packed with hilarious one-liners, cheeky puns, and jokes so good they’ll have him texting back, “LOL, you’re the best!” (or at least a solid 😂).

Whether you’re in the mood for some flirty wordplay, goofy dad jokes, or pure comedy gold, we’ve got it all. After all, nothing spices up a relationship like random, laugh-out-loud texts that make your boyfriend wonder, “How did I get so lucky?”

So, get ready to copy, paste, and send jokes that’ll turn his boring day into a comedy show. From pun-tastic humor to silly zingers, these jokes are guaranteed to bring endless laughs—and maybe even earn you a “😂😂😂” in return!

1. Cute and Funny Jokes to Make Him Smile

Want to make your boyfriend’s heart melt while he’s laughing? These adorable yet hilarious jokes will leave him smiling like an idiot on his phone. Get ready to brighten his day with cuteness overload!

1. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears… except my WiFi signal.
2. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I send you another meme?
3. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!
4. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
5. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just fell for you… again.
6. I was going to make you a joke about pizza, but it’s a little cheesy!
7. You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te!
8. If I had a dollar for every time you made me smile, I’d be a millionaire!
9. I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
10. I’m no photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.
11. You must be a magician because every time I see you, everyone else disappears.
12. Are you a loan from a bank? Because you’ve got my interest!
13. I thought happiness started with “H.” Why does mine start with “U”?
14. You know what’s on the menu today? Me-n-u!
15. I lost my teddy bear. Can I cuddle with you instead?
16. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
17. You must be on WiFi, because I’m really feeling the connection!
18. My phone battery lasts longer than my patience when you don’t text back!
19. I love you more than free WiFi (and that’s saying something).
20. If loving you was a crime, I’d be serving a life sentence!

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2. Flirty Jokes to Keep Things Spicy

A little humor can add some zing to your romance! These flirty jokes will keep the sparks flying and the laughs rolling. Send them and watch your boyfriend blush (or text back with a flirty joke of his own)!

1. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.
2. Are we at the airport? Because my heart is taking off every time I see you.
3. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
4. You must be an angel, because heaven is missing one!
5. If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
6. You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day!
7. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
8. I was blinded by your beauty… I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
9. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more!
10. Can we skip the small talk and start planning our wedding?
11. Are you a beaver? Because damn!
12. Your hand looks heavy—let me hold it for you.
13. If you were a triangle, you’d be an acute one.
14. Can I take you out for dinner? Because I can’t seem to get you out of my mind.
15. Are you the ocean? Because I’m lost at sea in your eyes.
16. Do you play soccer? Because you’ve got me kicking myself for not meeting you sooner.
17. If we were socks, we’d make the perfect pair.
18. You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life!
19. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type!
20. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

3. Corny Jokes to Make Him Roll His Eyes (But Still Laugh)

Who doesn’t love a good, eye-rolling, groan-worthy joke? These corny lines are so bad, they’re actually good. Warning: excessive cheesiness ahead!

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. I told my suitcase there would be no vacations this year… Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.
3. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
4. Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they are lactose.
5. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet… I don’t know y!
6. What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner!
7. Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
8. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack up!
9. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
10. I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.
11. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
12. Why are skeletons so bad at lying? Because you can see right through them!
13. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish!
14. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
15. I told my plants a joke, but they needed time to grow on it.
16. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
17. I don’t trust stairs… they’re always up to something!
18. I’d tell you a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy!
19. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
20. My dog used to chase people on a bike… it got so bad we had to take his bike away!

4. Clever Puns to Make Him Think and Laugh

Puns are the ultimate brainy humor—they make you groan, laugh, and admire their wit all at once! If your boyfriend loves wordplay, these clever puns will have him giggling in no time.

1. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity… it’s impossible to put down!
2. I wanted to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
3. A pun walked into a room and got pun-ished!
4. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high—she looked surprised!
5. I’m on a whiskey diet… I’ve lost three days already!
6. I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
7. I’d tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.
8. I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.
9. I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind!
10. What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream it!
11. I don’t trust people that do acupuncture—they’re back stabbers!
12. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes—so she gave me a hug!
13. I used to hate facial hair… but then it grew on me.
14. The past, present, and future walked into a bar… it was tense!
15. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
16. I love pressing F5… it’s so refreshing!
17. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
18. I used to be a baker… but I couldn’t make enough dough!
19. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger… then it hit me!
20. I had a joke about an elevator, but it was an uplifting experience.

5. Relationship Jokes That Are Too Relatable

Being in a relationship comes with its own set of funny moments. From silly misunderstandings to classic “boyfriend logic,” these jokes capture the everyday comedy of love. Get ready to laugh at the funny side of dating!

1. My boyfriend told me he needed space… so I locked him out of the house.
2. Relationships are just texting each other, “What do you want to eat?” until you die.
3. I love you more than coffee… but please don’t make me prove it.
4. My boyfriend and I always compromise—he admits he’s wrong, and I agree.
5. The best relationships start with a strong foundation of WiFi and food delivery.
6. A relationship is just two people constantly asking, “Did you hear what I just said?”
7. My boyfriend asked what I wanted for dinner. I said, “Nothing.” He actually brought nothing.
8. I love long romantic walks… to the fridge.
9. My boyfriend said he’d be ready in 5 minutes. That was three Netflix episodes ago.
10. If you love someone, let them go. If they come back, it’s because they forgot their phone.
11. I told my boyfriend I needed some “me time.” He asked if that meant he should leave or just stop talking.
12. I hate it when we argue… mainly because he somehow always makes a good point.
13. “I have nothing to wear” means my favorite outfit is in the laundry.
14. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
15. My boyfriend thinks he’s the boss… I let him think that because I’m the real boss.
16. I told him I’d love him forever. He asked if forever included football season.
17. Couples that laugh together, last together—unless they laugh at the wrong time.
18. My boyfriend calls me “beautiful” when he wants something.
19. I don’t need a knight in shining armor… just one who knows how to order the right pizza.
20. “Till death do us part” is just another way of saying “We share one Netflix account.”

6. Dad Jokes That Will Make Him Cringe (But Laugh Anyway)

Dad jokes are the ultimate guilty pleasure—they’re painfully predictable yet impossible to resist. If your boyfriend loves (or loves to hate) dad jokes, these will make him shake his head and smile. Get ready for some classic groan-worthy humor!

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
3. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
4. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
5. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
6. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
7. Why did the math book look sad? Too many problems.
8. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes—so she gave me a hug!
9. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
10. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up.
11. What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved.
12. I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.
13. Why don’t we ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.
14. I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
15. I told my suitcase I wouldn’t take it on vacation, and now it’s dealing with emotional baggage.
16. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
17. I once had a job at a calendar factory but got fired for taking a few days off.
18. Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tearable.
19. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side.
20. How do you organize a space party? You planet!

7. Knock-Knock Jokes to Keep the Fun Going

Knock-knock jokes are the perfect way to keep the conversation fun and playful. Whether he groans, giggles, or rolls his eyes, you know he secretly loves them. Try these classics and see how long he can keep a straight face!

1. Knock knock.
   • Who’s there?
   • Lettuce.
   • Lettuce who?
   • Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
2. Knock knock.
   • Who’s there?
   • Cow says.
   • Cow says who?
   • No silly, cow says “Moo!”
3. Knock knock.
   • Who’s there?
   • Boo.
   • Boo who?
   • Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
4. Knock knock.
   • Who’s there?
   • Tank.
   • Thank you.
   • You’re welcome!
5. Knock knock.
   • Who’s there?
   • Olive.
   • Olive who?
   • Love you and I miss you!
6. Knock knock.
   • Who’s there?
   • Banana.
   • Banana who?
   • Banana split, so I’m outta here!
7. Knock knock.
   • Who’s there?
   • Atch.
   • Watch who?
   • Bless you!
8. Knock knock.
   • Who’s there?
   • Ice cream.
   • Ice cream who?
   • Ice cream every time I see you!
9. Knock knock.
   • Who’s there?
   • Doughnut.
   • Doughnut who?
   • Doughnuts forget I love you!
10. Knock knock.

• Who’s there?
• Harry.
• Harry who?
• Harry up and answer the door!

8. Food-Themed Jokes for the Boyfriend Who Loves to Eat

If your boyfriend is a foodie, these jokes will hit the sweet spot. Whether he loves pizza, burgers, or dessert, there’s a joke for every craving. Just don’t read these on an empty stomach!

1. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.
2. I tried to make a belt out of spaghetti, but it was a waste of time.
3. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
4. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
5. What’s the best thing to put in a pie? Your teeth!
6. I love you a latte.
7. Why do French fries never start fights? Because they keep things crisp.
8. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room.
9. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? “Where’s popcorn?”
10. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
11. What does a lemon say when it answers the phone? “Yellow!”
12. What’s an avogadro’s favorite music? Guac ‘n’ roll.
13. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
14. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator!
15. How do you make a hot dog stand? Take away its chair!
16. What do you call a sleeping pizza? A piZZZa!
17. What’s the best way to eat a hot dog? Quickly, before someone asks for a bite!
18. Why did the cookie cry? Because his mom was a wafer too long.
19. What’s the best way to make a sandwich? With love and extra cheese!
20. My boyfriend told me he’d cook for me… I’m still waiting!

9. Flirty Jokes to Make Him Blush

Flirty jokes are the perfect way to keep things light and playful in your relationship. Whether you want to make him smile or send a little cheeky humor his way, these jokes will do the trick. Get ready to turn up the charm and the laughter!

1. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
2. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
3. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you!
4. I was blinded by your beauty… but I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
5. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
6. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
7. I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
8. I’d flirt with you, but I’d rather make you mine.
9. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda is one for me!
10. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
11. If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be a billionaire by now.
12. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
13. I think you must be a bank loan, because you have my interest.
14. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
15. Do you like raisins? How about a date?
16. Are you a WiFi signal? Because I feel a strong connection.
17. You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te!
18. Do you believe in fate? Because I think we just met for a reason.
19. I was going to play hard to get, but you’re making it too easy.
20. You must have a parking ticket, because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you!

10. Funny Jokes for the Boyfriend Who Loves Wordplay

If your boyfriend enjoys clever wordplay, these puns will keep him entertained. Puns are the perfect mix of smart and silly, making them a fun way to brighten his day. Send him one and see if he can top it with his own!

1. I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
2. I told my suitcase there’d be no vacation this year… Now it’s dealing with emotional baggage.
3. I wanted to be a vegetarian, but I realized it was a huge missed steak.
4. I would make a chemistry joke, but all the good ones are bad.
5. I started a band called “999 Megabytes”—we haven’t got a gig yet.
6. I told my boyfriend he should embrace his mistakes… so he gave me a hug.
7. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity—it’s impossible to put down.
8. I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went… then it dawned on me.
9. I told my boyfriend I was an artist… but I really just draw blanks.
10. Did you hear about the guy who got hit with a can of soda? Luckily, it was a soft drink!
11. I know a lot of jokes about retired people… but none of them work.
12. If you’re bad at playing hide and seek, you’re probably hiding from success.
13. I told my boyfriend I’d stop making bad puns… but I’m not sure I can.
14. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
15. I wanted to be a history teacher, but there was no future in it.
16. I made a pun about wind, but it blew away.
17. I’d tell you a joke about construction… but I’m still working on it.
18. I asked my boyfriend if he liked puns… he said, “That’s a hard pass-ta.”
19. My boyfriend said my puns were getting out of hand… but I hand-le them just fine.
20. If puns were a crime, I’d be serving a life sentence.

11. Silly Jokes That Make No Sense (But Are Still Funny)

Sometimes, the funniest jokes are the ones that don’t make any sense at all. These are the kind of jokes that will leave your boyfriend confused and laughing at the same time. Try them out and see if he can even come up with a comeback!

1. Why don’t fish play basketball? Because they’re afraid of the net.
2. I told my cat a joke… now I have paws for concern.
3. Why did the orange stop rolling? It ran out of juice!
4. If a tree falls in a forest and no one hears it… does it ask for attention?
5. Why did the belt get arrested? Because it held up a pair of pants.
6. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fshhh.
7. Why don’t ducks tell secrets? Because they always quack under pressure.
8. Why did the pillow go to therapy? It had too much baggage.
9. What do you get when you mix a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
10. I told my boyfriend a joke about infinity… but it went on forever.
11. What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe!
12. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy.
13. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
14. Why don’t soccer players ever get invited to parties? Because they always kick things off too soon.
15. Why don’t teddy bears eat much? Because they’re always stuffed!
16. I tried to write a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t like it in the future.
17. If tomatoes are fruit, then ketchup is a smoothie.
18. My boyfriend said I wasn’t funny… I guess he just doesn’t get my humor.
19. I asked my dog what 2+2 was… he said woof (close enough).
20. I tried to catch fog yesterday… but I mistook it!

12. Love-Themed Jokes to Melt His Heart

Who says love can’t be funny? These jokes will make your boyfriend laugh while reminding him just how much you adore him. Keep the romance alive with a little humor!

1. I love you more than pizza… and that’s saying a lot.
2. You must be Google, because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
3. If love is blind, why do I still see you in my dreams?
4. My love for you is like WiFi—strong and always connected.
5. Do you believe in fate? Because I was meant to send you this joke.
6. Love is sharing your fries… but I’m not there yet.
7. You’re the peanut butter to my jelly—unless you’re allergic, then you’re my honey!
8. My boyfriend asked if I’d love him forever… I said I’d let him know after coffee.
9. Our love is like a fine wine—better with age (and occasionally spilling).
10. If kisses were currency, we’d be billionaires.
11. You must be a magician because every time I look at you, my problems disappear.
12. Love is an open door… but please close the fridge!
13. My heart beats faster when I see you—either I’m in love, or I need to work out more.
14. If love was a crime, we’d both be serving a life sentence.
15. My boyfriend told me he loved me… I told him to put it in writing.
16. You must be my morning coffee because I can’t start my day without you.
17. I’m glad we met; otherwise, who else would I annoy for fun?
18. You’re the cheese to my macaroni.
19. Love is patient… especially when waiting for you to reply to my texts.
20. If laughter is the key to a happy relationship, we’re totally winning!

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13. Inside Joke Jokes for a Personal Touch

Every couple has inside jokes that only they understand, making their bond even stronger. Sharing personal jokes through texts keeps the connection fun and intimate. If you don’t have inside jokes yet, these will definitely help create some!

1. Remember when you tried to cook? I still have trust issues with our stove.
2. If we ever get lost, I’ll just follow the trail of socks you leave everywhere.
3. You’re like WiFi—sometimes strong, sometimes weak, but I still can’t live without you.
4. If we had a reality show, it’d be called Two Weirdos in Love.
5. You snore so loudly that even the neighbors think we have a pet bear.
6. I love you even though you always forget to turn off the lights.
7. If love was measured in snacks, I’d share my fries with you… maybe.
8. Your bad jokes make me question my choices, but your hugs make up for it.
9. You stole my heart… and my side of the bed.
10. Our love is like your favorite show—endless reruns but still entertaining.
11. If being cute was a competition, you’d win… but only because I’d let you.
12. Love means never having to say, “I finished the snacks,” but you always do.
13. I’d be lost without you… mostly because I never remember directions.
14. You’re the reason my phone battery dies—I can’t stop texting you.
15. If we were in a horror movie, you’d trip first, and I’d have to save you.
16. My life before you was like an unsaved game—just waiting to be completed.
17. I still laugh when I remember your first attempt at assembling furniture.
18. You’re the only person I’d share my last slice of pizza with… but I’d still hesitate.
19. I love you even when you take forever to reply to my texts.
20. If you ever get kidnapped, I’ll find you… after my nap.

14. Cute and Cheesy Jokes That Are So Bad, They’re Good

Sometimes, the cornier the joke, the better! These cute and cheesy jokes will make your boyfriend groan, roll his eyes, and laugh all at once. Send these over text and get ready for his hilarious reactions!

1. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
2. I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.
3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I text you again?
4. Are you at a 90-degree angle? Because you’re looking right!
5. I’d tell you a chemistry joke, but I’m afraid I’d get no reaction.
6. You must be a magician because every time I see you, everyone else disappears.
7. I’d take you to the movies, but they don’t allow snacks inside.
8. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
9. You must be exhausted—because you’ve been running through my mind all day!
10. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
11. You light up my life… just like my phone screen at 3 AM.
12. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
13. You must be at a campfire, because you’re smokin’ hot!
14. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
15. I was going to play hard to get… but then I realized you’re already mine.
16. If we were socks, we’d make the perfect pair.
17. Are you an artist? Because you just drew me in.
18. Can I take you out? I promise I’ll bring you back!
19. Are you a banker? Because you’ve got my interest.
20. I love you like a fat kid loves cake… and that’s saying something!

15. Relationship Jokes That Every Couple Can Relate To

Being in a relationship comes with funny moments that every couple experiences. These jokes highlight those everyday moments that make love both hilarious and sweet. Share them with your boyfriend and see how many he relates to!

1. Relationships are like WiFi—sometimes strong, sometimes weak, but we stay connected.
2. Love is sharing your fries, but I’ll still give you the smaller ones.
3. Every relationship has one neat person and one human tornado. Guess which one I am?
4. You complete me… mostly because you always finish my leftovers.
5. I thought love was blind… but then I saw your dance moves.
6. Our love is like Netflix—sometimes buffering, but still binge-worthy.
7. I love you more than coffee… but don’t test me in the morning.
8. You’re my favorite notification.
9. Love means pretending not to hear each other snore.
10. Every couple has an “I’m cold” and an “I told you to bring a jacket.”
11. If we ever break up, who gets custody of our inside jokes?
12. I love you even when you leave the toothpaste cap off.
13. Our love is like your phone battery—strong in the morning, struggling by night.
14. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
15. I knew I loved you when I didn’t mind watching your favorite show.
16. You must be my charger because you always give me energy.
17. Love means stealing each other’s hoodies.
18. I’m not saying you’re dramatic, but even our text arguments have plot twists.
19. If relationships had report cards, we’d get an A in sarcasm.
20. True love is letting you have the last slice of pizza (but I still think about it).

16. Text Jokes That Will Make Him Miss You More

Want to make your boyfriend smile while reminding him how much he misses you? These jokes are the perfect mix of funny and sweet, guaranteed to make him wish you were right next to him. Send one and see how fast he replies!

1. I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
2. You must be a magician, because every time you’re not here, I disappear into sadness.
3. I was going to text you a joke about missing you… but now I’m just sad.
4. If you missed your burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.
5. I wish you were here… mostly because I can’t open this jar by myself.
6. Life without you is like a broken pencil—pointless.
7. If you were a burger, you’d be a McMissedYou.
8. They say distance makes the heart grow fonder, but my heart just feels lonely.
9. I need you like a phone needs a charger—desperately.
10. My arms feel empty without you… and so does my snack stash.
11. You must be a limited edition, because there’s no one else like you.
12. I tried to hug my pillow, but it just wasn’t the same.
13. If I had a dollar for every time I missed you, I’d be rich enough to buy a private jet to see you.
14. I’d call you, but I’m afraid I’d cry after hearing your voice.
15. My dog keeps looking at me funny—he knows I’m talking about you again.
16. Missing you is my full-time job, and I never get a day off.
17. I tried to distract myself, but everything reminds me of you—even this joke.
18. If missing you was an Olympic sport, I’d have a gold medal.
19. I just saw something that made me think of you… oh wait, that’s everything.
20. My heart has a “you-shaped” hole in it, and it’s not fixable.

17. Silly and Random Jokes That Will Make Him Laugh Out Loud

Sometimes, the funniest jokes are the ones that don’t make any sense at all. The more random, the better! If your boyfriend enjoys goofy humor, these jokes will have him laughing (and possibly questioning your sanity).

1. If a tomato is a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie?
2. I told my suitcase that there will be no vacations this year… Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.
3. If we’re not supposed to eat midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?
4. Do fish ever get thirsty?
5. I just realized my garbage can is smarter than me—it has “intelligence” written on it!
6. If nothing is impossible, is it possible for something to be impossible?
7. I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia… she whispered, “They’re right behind you.”
8. If you clean a vacuum, do you become the vacuum cleaner?
9. My pet rock ran away… but I know he’ll come back, he just needs some space.
10. If we’re best friends, does that make us a pair of nuts?
11. Why does your nose run, but your feet smell?
12. I tried to be normal once… the worst two minutes of my life.
13. If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it still say “ouch”?
14. My phone battery lasts longer than my patience.
15. I tried to take a nap, but my bed said, “Not today.”
16. If life gives you lemons, make lemonade… or just eat the lemon and confuse life.
17. I accidentally swallowed some food coloring… I feel like I dyed a little inside.
18. I told my cat a joke… now she’s judging me in silence.
19. If love is blind, how do we know it’s real?
20. My brain has too many tabs open… and one of them is frozen.

18. Playful and Flirty Jokes to Keep the Spark Alive

Flirty jokes are the perfect way to add some fun and romance to your texts. Whether you’re teasing him or making him blush, these jokes will keep the chemistry going. Get ready for some playful banter!

1. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
2. Do you believe in love at first text, or should I send another one?
3. I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
4. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
5. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
6. I think you stole my heart… should I call the cops or just kiss you?
7. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
8. Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
9. You must be a time traveler, because I see you in my future.
10. If you were a triangle, you’d be an acute one.
11. I was going to flirt with you, but I realized I’d just embarrass myself.
12. Are you a loan from a bank? Because you’ve got my interest.
13. You must be my homework, because I just can’t stop thinking about you.
14. Are we at the airport? Because my heart just took off.
15. I think we should make a love story together—starting with a date.
16. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda is one for me!
17. You must be a shooting star, because my wish just came true.
18. I don’t need a GPS… my heart always leads me to you.
19. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
20. You must be a WiFi signal, because I’m feeling a strong connection.

19. Long-Distance Jokes for When You Miss Him

Being apart from your boyfriend can be tough, but laughter makes the distance feel smaller. These jokes will remind him that even though you’re far away, you’re still thinking about him. Send one and make him smile no matter how far he is!

1. I told my heart to stop missing you, but it just won’t listen.
2. If missing you burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.
3. My phone battery lasts longer than our time apart… barely.
4. If I had a dollar for every time I missed you, I’d have enough to fly to you right now.
5. I tried to cuddle my pillow, but it’s just not the same.
6. Every time I hear a love song, I pretend it’s about us.
7. If love could teleport, I’d be in your arms right now.
8. I looked at the moon last night… and it reminded me how far away you are.
9. I wish FaceTime had a “hug” button.
10. My heart has a “you-shaped” hole in it.
11. If you were a cloud, I’d be chasing you across the sky.
12. They say long-distance makes love stronger… but I just want you here.
13. My coffee is strong, but not as strong as my love for you.
14. If I could text you a hug, you’d get 1,000 messages.
15. I can’t wait until the day my “I miss you” texts turn into “Come here and hug me” moments.
16. Distance makes the heart grow fonder… and my arms feel emptier.
17. I miss you more than a WiFi addict misses free internet.
18. If missing you was an Olympic sport, I’d win gold.
19. My love for you is like a long-distance call—stronger than ever.
20. I counted the miles between us… and I still love you all the way.

20. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes to End the Conversation on a Fun Note

Every great text conversation deserves a funny ending. These jokes are perfect for sending right before you both say goodnight. Make him go to sleep with a big smile on his face!

1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
2. I told my pillow about you… now I’m jealous.
3. My dreams are so much better when you’re in them.
4. If I had to rate my love for you, it’d be off the charts.
5. What’s a vampire’s favorite type of text? A bloody good one!
6. I tried to send you a kiss emoji… but my phone overheated.
7. Goodnight! Don’t let the bed bugs bite… or at least tell them to share.
8. Sleep tight—if you can, without dreaming about me too much.
9. My bedtime routine: Brush teeth, wash face, text you, and smile.
10. Sweet dreams! But remember, I’m the sweetest part of your life.
11. What do you call a sleepy boyfriend? Snore-mantic!
12. Nighttime texts are like bedtime stories… but funnier!
13. I’d say “goodnight,” but I know you’ll be thinking of me anyway.
14. If dreams come true, I’ll see you in mine tonight.
15. You’re the reason I sleep with my phone under my pillow.
16. I was going to tell you a bedtime joke… but I don’t want to keep you up laughing.
17. I’d tuck you in if I could… but for now, here’s a virtual hug.
18. Sleep well! But don’t get too comfortable without me.
19. I hope your dreams are as sweet as your texts.
20. If I could, I’d send you a lullaby through text.

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Conclusion

Laughter is one of the best ways to keep a relationship fun and exciting. Whether you’re sending a flirty joke, a playful pun, or a silly one-liner, these texts can brighten your boyfriend’s day. 230+ Jokes To Tell Your Boyfriend Over Text for Endless Laughs ensures that you always have something funny to share.

Using humor in your conversations strengthens your bond and keeps things lighthearted. A well-timed joke can make distance feel smaller, turn a bad day around, or simply remind him how much you care. So, keep the jokes coming and enjoy endless laughs together!

FAQ’s

1. Why should I send jokes to my boyfriend over text?

Sending jokes over text keeps the relationship fun, engaging, and lighthearted. It helps maintain communication, especially in long-distance relationships. Plus, laughter is a great way to strengthen your emotional connection.

2. What type of jokes do guys usually find funny?

Most guys enjoy a mix of clever puns, playful teasing, and silly, unexpected humor. Some also love flirty jokes or witty one-liners that make them think. The best way to find out? Test a few and see which ones make him laugh the most!

3. Can jokes help in a long-distance relationship?

Yes! Humor makes long-distance relationships feel more connected. A funny joke can bring you closer, create shared moments, and keep conversations lively, even when you’re miles apart.

4. What if my boyfriend doesn’t respond to my jokes?

If he doesn’t respond, he might be busy or just not into texting humor. Try a different style of joke, or ask him what kind of humor he enjoys. The key is to keep things fun and not take it too seriously!

5. How often should I send jokes to my boyfriend?

It depends on your relationship! Sending jokes occasionally—maybe once a day or every few days—keeps things playful without overdoing it. If he enjoys them, you can send more, but always balance humor with meaningful conversations.